Brother-in-arms Gregg at Dinners from Hell has featured yours truly and the worst night I ever had in my former life as a restaurant superhero assassin. Stop by and check them out. The tale’s grim, but the website’s truly awesome, and full of other stories, all outstanding. Oh, and gluten. There’s gluten there. Because gluten’s awesome. And if you disagree it’s because the Evil Celiac Brotherhood has brainwashed you. I don’t really blame them though. If I couldn’t eat gluten I’d be evil too.